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Book Review: Too Late for Prayin’ by Carson Buckingham

Too Late for Prayin by Carson BuckinghamIn this collection of 18 stories, Carson Buckingham adds her own unique flavor to many familiar horror tropes and the result is a delicious buffet of nightmare fuel covering a diverse array of themes including body horror, cursed objects, black magic, living dolls, imaginary friends, and much more.

My top five favorites include: 

“Oil King” – A seven year old’s imaginary friend becomes an increasing source of concern for her single mother, who consults a psychiatrist for help. The situation seems harmless enough at first—until the imaginary friend reveals itself, much to the psychiatrist’s horror. 

“Red Squares, Black Squares” – A young man enlists in the military just before his wedding. The problem is, he failed to tell his wife. During his absence, she proceeds with planned renovations to their home and finds an old G.I. Joe doll hidden behind a wall. The doll happens to be dressed in the same red and black flannel shirt worn by her husband, but that’s just a coincidence… right? 

“For Number 11” – An epistolary tale told through a letter written by William H. Taft, 27th president of the United States. Upon Taft’s death, the letter, along with a mysterious book, is delivered to his close friend Charles Evans Hughes, 11th Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. During his time as governor of the Philippines, Taft encountered a cult that practiced black magic in the name of St. Rita of Cascia. One of Taft’s guides gifted him with a book of spells, but as the would-be president soon learned, using it for personal gain resulted in dire consequences.

“CU239” – A woman finds herself in a parallel reality, where her job makes no sense at all and society at large is populated by strange, eccentric characters with bizarre habits and little regard for the value of life. How did she arrive here? More importantly, how will she return to her world?

“Lemminaid” – A cruel and cunning businessman becomes stranded in a town where he once purchased, and subsequently closed, a chemical plant that was also the area’s largest employer. While waiting for a tow truck, the man observes an enterprising young boy selling “Lemminaid” for two cents per glass and decides to give him some pointers. Impressed by the kid’s business acumen, the man buys a cup of lemonade—a decision he soon regrets. 

 

Best Books About Ordinary People Thrown into Bizarre and Extraordinary Circumstances

There’s a new book recommendation site in town and its name is Shepherd. They aim to give Goodreads a run for its money and to help build their site, Shepherd has been reaching out to authors for their top five book recommendations based on a theme of their choice.

In my case, I created a list of the best books about ordinary people thrown into bizarre and extraordinary circumstances. It’s an honor to be featured on Shepherd and join the ranks of so many incredible writers!

Phil Giunta-Shepherd Top 5 Books

Six out of Five Stars for Testing the Prisoner!

This, ladies and gents, is the kind of book review that every writer dreams about. Thank you to fellow writer Carson Buckingham for giving Testing the Prisoner 6 out of 5 stars on the horror review site, Hellnotes.

“…Testing the Prisoner is so much more brilliant than just a terrific piece of fiction. It’s about the crossroads that we all eventually end up at and the decisions we make when we get there. The book takes an old trope and imbues it with complexity and new life… The character development is masterfully done, with character growth of not only the protagonist, but almost every single character in the story…”

Click here for the full review.

Testing the Prisoner by Phil Giunta

Book Review: Brent Spiner’s Fan Fiction

Fan Fiction by Brent SpinerDuring the third season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, actor Brent Spiner attracts a stalker, a fan from the lunatic fringe who sends disturbing packages and threatening letters to him under the name “Lal.” Trekkies know that Lal was an android created by Commander Data in an episode titled “The Offspring.”

Spiner contacts the LA police only to finds himself dealing with an eccentric detective who seems more concerned about getting his Star Trek script produced than investigating the case. The FBI becomes involved when “Lal” sends razor blades to Spiner through the mail and a postal worker is injured. The female agent assigned to the case just happens to have a twin sister in the bodyguard business and she’s hired to accompany Spiner everywhere…and I do mean everywhere. The action heats up as “Lal” closes in. Along the way, Spiner veers off on several odd tangents about his stepfather that loosely relate to the plot. As for the ending, no spoilers here, only that it was rushed and contrived (the kind of “riveting” finale we’ve seen in a hundred other thrillers).

While not perfect, this amusing noir-comedy blends fact and fiction to deliver a fast-paced and suspenseful tale that includes the main cast members of Star Trek: The Next Generation, as well as Gene and Majel Roddenberry and even a cameo by Ronald Reagan.

Book Review: Galloway’s Gamble 2: Lucifer & The Great Baltimore Brawl

Galloways Gamble 2 by Howard WeinsteinThis worthy sequel, set in the fall of 1873, follows brothers Jamey and Jake Galloway on a cross-country adventure with a cast of eclectic characters as they try to outwit a wealthy swindler at his own game—and that game is horse racing. Along the way, the Galloway brothers and their companions face every setback and obstacle the Old West can throw at them from train robbery and kidnapping to romances gone sideways. Through all of this, Weinstein doesn’t shy away from the social ills of the time and weaves them seamlessly into the plot. A fun, fast read.

Book Review: Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut

Breakfast of Champions by Kurt VonnegutIn the midwestern town of Midland City, Indiana, wealthy car dealer and widower Dwayne Hoover exists on the rim of insanity—but it will take an obscure and impoverished science fiction writer named Kilgore Trout to push Dwayne over the edge. 

After being invited to the Midland City Arts Festival as their guest of honor, Trout debates whether to accept. Once he decides to go, he first hitchhikes to New York City to find copies of his novels. Trout hates his own books to much that he keeps none at home. He intends to embarrass the organizers and attendees of the festival by reading his lowbrow stories. 

After being abducted, beaten, and robbed in New York, Trout hitchhikes his way to Midland City. All the while, Hoover grows more unstable. He becomes argumentative, insulting, and isolated. Filthy and haggard, Trout arrives at the Midland City Holiday Inn—also owned by Hoover—and takes a seat in the lounge where pretentious guests of the festival clash with a few of the locals. Ignoring all of this, Hoover sits alone in a corner lost in his own deranged thoughts and ignoring his estranged homosexual son, Bunny, the lounge piano player.

When the bartender turns on the black lights in the lounge, his jacket glows a brilliant white, as does the waitress’s outfit—and Kilgore Trout’s shirt. Beguiled by this, Hoover approaches Trout, resting his chin on the writer’s shoulder and demanding the answer to life. He snatches up a copy of Trout’s novel, Now It Can Be Told, and speed reads it on the spot. After which, all hell breaks loose. 

Throughout the story, told in third-person omniscient, Vonnegut observes the events with his trademark razor wit and dry humor, reminding the reader that he is the creator of this story, explaining some of his decisions, and veering off on hilarious tangents.

The above summary is about one-fifth of what happens in this surreal satire that addresses themes of sex, pollution, racism, mental health, desperation, success, and hypocrisy complete with illustrations drawn by the author.